It was little Bobby Tables

Make bean memes great again!

God is a sigma

The rest of the phrase is “get along little doggie”. Basically the worst thing you could say on a Wednesday.

Russia: all hat no cattle

I hope they can handle the centuries of persecution and capital punishment.

Will be stolen soon

Visiting Starbase 80 is on my bucket list.

Greed is good

This is to scale as well so that’s a very large B52

Putin is about to relocate to Siberia

You just forgot about the ice and cream portion didn’t you?

So my lack of sleep because I am anti-depressed?

Detroit has been nice all summer and could use the infrastructure investments.

Remember, if you can’t light your ice cream on fire without it melting then find yourself a different brand.

Organic food rots, ewww. Processed food can last forever, yayyyy!

Dinklefritz

I design optics and I’ve seen a return request because they “couldn’t see the target” and included photos to show what they meant. The customer installed it backwards and didn’t bother trying the other way.