In touch with the ancestors

I’m just transparent about nutting into people

Pullout game and blue balls are invented by shitty men. Don’t fall for that shit.

Yes one day I hope to be like my hero, and be married with a stretchy asshole

Those aren’t goatse guys hands! Goatse guy was married

Username is a venture bros reference… So not really.

Same lmao. Don’t lose hope. We’re all going to make it

You can give them. That’s the next best thing

I’m trying ser Newton, I’m really trying (I’m not)

Anything dirty or clean?

To tell you that you’re moving out?

Man meat. Very generic.

Ram ranch?

Ez, ask it to talk shit about israel

That’s god’s hole

Gaygraphy

Damn, dad’s dick is still huge

So what’s the difference?

So Vietnam wasn’t a proxy war?

I’m just here to see it going in