Choosing not to read is not a disability

No idea why you’ve got any downvotes.

This is very true. You have to search for actual maple syrup in the US.

EDIT: Yeah. I know how to find actual maple syrup, folks. There was a time long ago when products actually looked like what you were buying and weren’t all imitation crap. There was no such thing as corn-syrup labeled “breakfast syrup” or “maple-flavored syrup” or “Real syrup” in giant bold text and “with maple flavor” in tiny font somewhere distant.

Stop defending deceptive product labeling.

It’s easier to just pick up security bits at any hardware store…

Random idiots that don’t know hardware stores exist

You’d have to be able to read it unfortunately…

Despite all my rage I am still just a cat in a rage.

Hilarious. It’s like a kid trying to shout “I swim just fine” when everyone can see they’re ten feet under water and still sinking.

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With that way of thinking any hate group can just remove every useful word by simply misusing it and having hapless people carry water for them trotting out the ole “language is mutable” line.

You know. Like they’re doing.

“Put eyes on X” is pretty common that I’ve seen.

Did the recipient eat it?

“Subcom” sounds like a bad movie genre or a very niche porn fetish.

Big Bad Wolf: https://youtu.be/VGRQGm4-A4k?feature=shared

Possibly NSFW if your boss is a dick.

Proving you can’t isn’t very convincing.

“How do speech bubbles work?”

I generally like Edgar Allan Poe, but this meme is why “Sonnet - To Science” is a bad take. (EDIT: Sorry I can’t figure out how to format it correctly here)

Science! true daughter of Old Time thou art!

Who alterest all things with thy peering eyes.

Why preyest thou thus upon the poet’s heart,

Vulture, whose wings are dull realities?

How should he love thee? or how deem thee wise,

Who wouldst not leave him in his wandering

To seek for treasure in the jewelled skies,

Albeit he soared with an undaunted wing?

Hast thou not dragged Diana from her car,

And driven the Hamadryad from the wood

To seek a shelter in some happier star?

Hast thou not torn the Naiad from her flood,

The Elfin from the green grass, and from me

The summer dream beneath the tamarind tree?

everyone*

*Exceptions may apply

It’s always good to have life on your team.

Gen AA

The particulate matter, specifically heavy metals, go through the roof.

There’s also a bunch of paperwork involved in removing those measurements from the pollution data sets with a rule that gives a pass for fireworks.