Imagine thinking Russia is an ally worth having after how they did Iran so dirty.

Now imagine that, but in your lungs. Yikes.

This should be the new flash mob.

This one is a real stretch… Which means it’s extra shitty and must be voted up.

You know what? You’re right.

He’s just holding them for a friend!

Easily.

The floor demands more beans!

Man I forgot all about that…

That… Seems very efficient

Gold is a pretty soft metal, not sure loaning it to “224 lbs” Trump is a great plan.

Wait, is that different from broccoli?

Actually a little surprised they still test and track this stuff and it wasn’t cut for uhhh, efficiency?

“Too much” butter just looks like a better cookie though…

Turns out a lot of Americans just wanted to live in a shit hole this whole time.

The video of him here is pretty suspect too. Sure looks like he’s rolling on some shit.

Right there with you after what they fucking did to the Institute of Peace offices. Fucking insane.

My new washing machine has a window on the top and it’s pretty cool watching how fast things whip around during the spin cycle. Definitely have a greater appreciation for the amount of force those things put out.

I was pleasantly surprised that kids are being taught Internet safety in grade 1 where I’m from. Still no way in hell I’d let a kid on the internet unsupervised at that age mind you…

I’ll take a ding over a long obnoxious tune that my Samsung dryer makes. And no, you can’t turn it off for this model.