Order a poutine with white truffle aioli if you can. So damn good
Love that classic duo: gravy and mayonnaise
Asses to asses, butts to butts
Order a poutine with white truffle aioli if you can. So damn good
Love that classic duo: gravy and mayonnaise
He literally said “take the guns, then do process [sic]” years ago
Oh you’re fair alright, so fair you’re completely transparent
Now I’m naked
They’ll say “aw, Topsy” at my autopsy, but no one will be more shocked than me.
Well duh, at nighttime when everyone is asleep
What if I told you the amusing edit is the entire point
You try taking your shirt off without arms
We’re talking about that movie where a man of below average intelligence goes to the future and saves the world by teaching them the value of education, right?
When you can’t decide between golfing and the batting cages
Grew up surrounded by pink farmers, can confirm
Sun on the other hand…
There’s a mass extension event every 100 million years.
See you boys at the crab orgy
- things lizardman shapeshifters say
That’s what I keep telling people
My Kevin Bacon number is two. I know a guy who was an extra in tremors. I have no other achievements in life, so this will have to do.
Of course, that’s where all the Nazis are hiding