The Assman

He’s the dog who gets beat

I nicknamed mine Mike Johnson. I have erectile dysfunction.

I’m just gonna say it: boooooo!

Somehow yes

My pixel 4 I bought used years ago is still fine

Sounds like they kinda did have a parade

Bruh, 13th amendment. It’s illegal.

I always eat a few of their bullets. That’s called the Dad Tax

That’s the exchange rate

Must be a European penis worm

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.

I’m not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

This isn’t the place to ask. Go figure out if your industry cares about these certifications. I am a software engineer certified in nothing and I’ve never been asked about them. Pretty sure it’s the opposite for IT/infrastructure type roles, but again, you’re just gonna get anecdotes here and not really accurate information.

Put some sugar on those Wheaties boy

It’s a pretty tiny school. Only around 2k students.

Looks great fellow Hoosier. Terre Haute needs more of this.

What are these things doing outside? I don’t get that. Put them inside the courthouse, post office, fire station, a million other places they’d be safe from arson.

Paper straws are only good for drugs

Shrimps is bugs

Looks the same on the other end