ArtyTester

Netflix the flamethrower!

he keeps tweaking his resume, cutting it from 10 pages to two, then beefing it up to 24.

I’m no expert, but a 24 page resume?! I think I found your problem bud.

I’ve found that getting super animated and having a small prop scroll while physically baaaaaaaaaa-ing in peoples face while shaking the scroll gets them to take it really quick. Also sets a tone for the rest of the one shot!

I got all the “real life” pictures correct, but most of the drawings and paintings were in line with straight guessing.

There are things that stick out as “wrong” on a picture of life, but in a drawing or paining the question is “is this wrong or just what the artist decided to do?”

In metric you just look at the first digit:

0x is cold

1x is light jacket

2x is shorts weather

3x is hot

No that couldn’t be it! Why wouldn’t someone want to work at a job that tears your body up so hard that many die within a couple years if retiring?

The Helen Keller conspiracy feels like it could be a real.

If you can get your hands on “Dole Whip Powder” it’s a great lactose free alternative that you can mix with water and make in a home churn.

That looks like some really good wash work!

Title II them and call it good.

I think it’s supposed to be a joke about the Clintons and Epstein.