“Jean Baptiste, Emmanuel, Musk”

Just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

It’s illegal to diagnose someone with Hamas without a medical license. (Maybe that’s why Israel keeps doing it?)

So I started watching Fox News on YT for shits and giggles (know thy enemy or some shit). After Walz was announced as VP pick, Fox did a Trump call with a rally crowd where they asked him questions. One of the first guys asked how he was going to put more money into the pockets of Americans. He prefaced the question by saying he had 8 kids (I’m assuming a mix of young and old) and the younger ones can’t survive without his support. The hypocrasy is just hilarious to see at this point.

HEB. Really big here in Texas. It’s more “premium” than Walmart at usually comparable prices, though they are more food focused vs. carrying everything.

8 chuggas followed by a toot-toot.

Bonus points if you’re recounting a Vietnam war story about your buddy getting his legs blown off by Charlie. (Movie is Major Payne)

Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

Dark Souls mob lookin’ ass

Your Greek ancestors would be proud, king.

I’m out of the loop on what this is. Somebody, tell me once.

I hope it’s the other word. “Like a good N@#$%r, State Farm is there” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Nightmare? This is a dream, even with the little bit of pain. After all, nothing comes easy if it’s worth it.

So the 0 calorie label on water is now a lie?

I think you’re mistaking Khan, the good guy in Star Wars

I break my butter sticks in half with my bare hands, fight me.

Completely falls flat, too. The only reason this was kinda funny is my brain played the original while reading this…

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8B0DpdgUJs

What a walrus gumboot thing to say

Noice, DLCs are on discount too. Finally gonna grab the ones I’ve been missing and give the game a good replay.

Sounds like we should be using Waymo way less.

Actually, that would fall under the “or provide subjective negative reviews of the game”. Because reviewers are only allowed to have an opinion if it’s positive.

You realize that it’s much easier now to make a game than it was two decades ago (see other comment)? That digital platforms make it more accessible for buyers to get your game? That the overall trend in the industry has been to get a game out as fast as possible then try to patch it after the fact, when that wasn’t even an option two decades ago (internet existed, sure, but not everyone had good internet)? Sure, the quality of graphics may have gone up, but everything else has been left behind.

Also, saying that people complaining about price is out-of-touch, is itself out-of-touch. Most people have even less purchasing power now than they did two decades ago and you want us to pay even more for a product inferior to what we would’ve gotten years ago?