Is it wrong to say homeless? Also, glad that POS was arrested.

Still pisses me off Nancy wouldn’t bring it to the floor.

If I’m remembering right his broke and there was some panic as it was discontinued but he found one on ebay.

I have a colleague in his late 40s who still uses this thing. Honestly his hair looks fine, had no idea he was doing it himself.

I’d take this over dirt bikes doing wheelies up and down the road for hours on end.

Great comeback!

I understand the sentiment but a 4 second delay is hardly a story.

Life’s too short to not have a bidet.

I’m always surprised that the left seems to align themselves in support of Islam when a lot of their views are opposite of what the left stands for.

Hate to burst your bubble but per the Center for Invasive Species “they are thought to have originated in Europe, the Middle East or in India, but moved across the world as humans did.”

Love it, the wife’s name starts with an X and it sounds like and sh, so Xitter makes perfect sense lol

I have two bidets, a Toto and a Brondell. Without the drying feature you would be correct on the the multiple whipes. However, in my experience after the drying function I only need one whipe. That whipe usually consists of three sheets. I also don’t have a very hairy ass, so that could also be a contributing factor to having multiple drying whipes. Regardless, it’s definitely a vast improvement compared to the standard American non bidet process.

Let me tell you about my American dream. Imagine if you will, every shit you take is a one whiper. Horrid diarrhea, one whiper, constipated shit tail that barely drops, one whiper, even your average everyday shit, a one whiper! Now imagine a welcome to your porcelain throne, a lid raising to greet you, a relaxing night nightlight, a preheated seat and even a pre-cleaning spray to ensure your shit doesn’t stick to the bowl… No more imagining, this is no longer a dream, this is in fact a top of the line Toto bidet brought to you by our friends from Japan. It’s time to invest, you deserve to have your hole automatically cleaned by a gentle heated oscillating spray and then dried with a nice warm blow. Leaving only one whipe for you to finish the drying process and to see for yourself, the magesty of a clean post whipe 3 sheets of toilet paper.

No

What the hell is a trans hexbear?

How is this an excessive sentence? What in your mind would be an appropriate sentence if say your mom or sister were the ones who were raped?

As a Utahn, this picture is a bit too relatable…

I’m torn on this, on one hand it completely makes sense and will definitely help those from a lower income. On the other hand, California has a huge problem with petty theft and this doesn’t apply to all forms of assault which means more criminals will just be released. The bail system is B.S. but California should be doing more than just this. Maybe someone with more background knowledge on California can help educate me as to why this will be a net positive.

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Sweet, can’t wait!