That’s his shirt. You can tell by the antenna.

Is there a single person who would not pay money to watch Nic Cage in a serious role portraying a “cool guy” while speaking in Gen Z slang.

“on god fam, this bitch lagit drives itself”

Ok so by my math it would be close to 6760 quarters they would need to lose,so assuming a rate of 1 per day they would have started at the age of 16 and lost the last one at 30.

I can only assume that at the age of 30 our hero packed it in,quit hanging around looking for dames, got serious about that whole time machine he was thinking about, jumped into 2024 and made this post as a warning to all of us.

Dammit no, yesterday I woke up with the idea of a knight rider reboot where Kitt is a barely functioning cyber truck, Nic Cage is a 25 year old Michael and the script is 100% AI written.

Some times and with some people, yes violence is the answer.

Can you explain any other solution that leaves Ukraine with its territory and its compleat self rule?

Why do you think he brought the gun? That dumpster kept running its mouth.

As a politician is it a good thing to tell people you have brain worms?

Doesn’t matter, if Trump gets elected he and the gop will fuck everything up. Then the republican voters get bored and don’t turn out for an election, and the democrats are upset so they turn out in droves we get a democratic house, senate and white house. The democrats start fixing everything.

Republicans start screaming about guns or bibles or gays. Their voters get upset and democratic voters are complacent because everything is going well.

Midterm Republicans take either house or senate and proceed to hinder everything they can …

Progressive voters need to vote at every election for everything from school board to Whitehouse. If there are no democratic candidates vote for the closest thing you can find .

The real most expensive vhs is of my first wedding, I’m willing to sell it for $300,000.

(Disclaimer: it was destroyed in a flood and thrown away and now resides in a landfill. However upon receiving the $300,000 I will send you a receipt stating that you own it.)

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

Or a penis, both are inevitable outcomes.

fuck tha police

What if the cheese is Brie?

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

The people who vote for them are ignorant and angry, and the people who fund the gop are the only people who benefit from their policies.

it’s a win for some employees, what they will do is get rid of the expensive workers that have been there for years and hire more new people.

I would bet that they end up making more money after the pay raises.

Psst, she used to go by Sansevieria but she is a Dracaena now.

The Bible says " He who speaks without knowing shall be praised by fools and mocked by the wise"