iOS now has a “Lockdown Mode” which is supposed to be more secure against pegasus, but can break some functionality, but then again, it’s a closed source OS so you’ll have to take their word for it.

OP plays visual simon-says with road signs 💀

As an American, I upvoted.

Edit: Wait, why am I awake at 5am?

Once you go black, you never go back.

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Climate change is pretty good at that…

All he wanted was to let people know. What people decide to do with the information is up to the people. He achieved his goals, it isn’t his problem if people just ignore his message.

Better yet, abolish the state.

Don’t want your kids? Just stop paying for their subscription.

It ain’t a crime since it ain’t an abortion.

Anti-Choicers hate this one simple trick!

Meanwhile, you can use an instance that has them defederated.

Breaking News: Fox News has defederated NPR, PBS, BBC, NYT, Washington Post, The Associated Press, CNN, MSNBC, and various other mastodon instances run by what they deem as “the liberal woke media”. MSNBC defederates Fox News in retaliation.

Respawns in North Korea

Because I want to commit crimes, doing it outside is risky.

This post is on lemmy.ml, an instance whose owner decided to continue federating with lemmygrad.ml for… reasons. Go visit lemmygrad.ml and you’ll understand why.

What do you mean they’re over? I’ve invested billions of dollars in them. I’ve even given up on owning a house just so I can become the next sucessful billionaire investor. Away with your nonsense. Y’all just isn’t as smart as me. 🤓

In Russia, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Russian leader need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Russian leader die. Russian government very mad. I hide in transport convoy, come to Ukraine. No speak Ukrainian, no food, no money. Zelenskyy give me job. Now I have house, Ukrainian car, and new woman. Zelenskyy save life. My big secret: I kill Russian leader on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!

Edit: Sorry, I know the war is serious, but a little humor doesn’t hurt, right? 😉

Found the hacker that defaced lemmy.world

If your comment (the top-level one) was supposed to be sarcasm, you need a /s tag because there are people actually being serious saying that “it’s a conspiracy, couldn’t be any other possible explanation” stuff.

But also, the “hostage” thing is not entirely false, just very exaggerated. They only take your family “hostage” if you are like a leader of a protest or something. But I doubt they care if you are just some forum user that has no followers and “protesting” online. They got too many dissidents within their jurisdiction to care about those abroad.

I can see the message, how do I get out? Do I jump off a building? Please give instructions.

Edit: HELP MY TOTEM IS SPINNING FOREVER. WTF IS GOING ON? GET ME OUT OF THIS DREAM!