First time I’ve seen someone faceplant a shitpost
Damn dawg it’s my first try
Does it need more words?
It was an interesting sentiment but hard to read. With the right phrasing and punctuation I think it would work.
Pro tip: use a thesaurus on every word to make sure people know your opinions are informed
stick to gargling balls
I’m here to write nonsense and gargle balls, and I’m all out of balls.
at least you’re self aware
Gesundheit!
No no no you guys need to go protest again. This time make your signs funnier and maybe the news will say it’s the biggest single day protest again. It’s like how we fixed climate change by throwing soup at famous art. This stuff works every time. We have the power. Guys do it or you’re a fucking Nazi
But, crucially, do not harm any nazis. They are precious and sacred and not to be harmed.