MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agoAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldimagemessage-square125fedilinkarrow-up1660arrow-down121
arrow-up1639arrow-down1imageAnon needs help to solve the mysterylemmy.worldMrJameGumb@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 6 days agomessage-square125fedilink
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up77·edit-26 days agoDid it have a flared end? If yes: It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember. or He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it. If no: Butt plug goblins. They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
minus-squareMTK@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·5 days agoWay worse than your dog eating your homework
Did it have a flared end?
If yes:
It’s in the toilet, he sleep walked and took a shit and doesn’t remember.
or
He pooped it out while sleeping and his dog ate it.
If no:
Butt plug goblins.
They can be warded away with a metamucil potion.
Way worse than your dog eating your homework