honestly pretty good
Been seeing a woman for a month. On Friday I picked her up from the airport, we went to my house, cooked food together, had some really good sex. I wanted to make it slightly more romantic but the fancy vegan cheeses I ordered so we could have wine and cheese in front of a fireplace didn’t arrive. So just homemade pizza and wine. The next day she had some errands but we went to her place in the evening. Sunday we stayed at her place, but went out to the gym together during the day, otherwise mostly lazy with movies and stuff.
We enjoy each other’s company and it’s been nice so far. We will see how it goes, but the valentine’s weekend was really chill.
I bought a new drill (cord, does both hammer drill and regular)
Pretty nice so far, especially with concrete bits
The girl got hammered and drilled too on that day.
Internal ultrasound scan for me.
It’s exactly what it sounds like.
Did the probe buy you dinner first? I imagine it was awkward with the radiologist being a third wheel the whole time.
No, but I did pay $400 for the privilege!
I don’t know what it sounds like, I’m not a dog
I fucka da pizza
Was it hot and ready?
Hell ya! Stuff that crust!
Dog got out, found her in 15 minutes thankfully.
Got to play with some ropes.
Was Valentine’s recently?
Time has lost all meaning
I was in a relationship until almost a month ago.
Now just kind sad because I study from home and have almost zero social interactions.
I’m the disembodied pair of thighs, it was great.
Work, same loneliness since past 30 years, tired… fml
that’s last Thursday?..
ooh I had spaghetti that day
The latter
I think the receptionist is interested but I’m not gonna hit on her at work like a skeevy fuck.
Seeing someone get hit on is like watching someone take their dick out in public.
I wish i had a good solution for this.
Maybe write your number on the receipt?
A very mature take on the matter.
Yeah but you can just ask them oot right?
Her friends are wingmanning it. Setting up a group outing with some other work people.
More than likely my asexual oddities. Always felt like it was gross and invasive when she’s trying to do her job.
We will see. 🤷♂️
GL
I spent valentines day cranking my hog (literally. I ground pork, and stuffed 25 pounds into casings to make bratwurst.)
Nice, pâtés galore for next winter. Me, I spent the evening jamming my log. And I don’t own a fireplace…
I did butt stuff with my girlfriend.
I got my wife some nice gem buttplugs that we were gonna use, but she caught a cold and our night was rather more subdued. Still fucked tho, so that’s cool.
Nice.
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I just non chalantly opened a rule 34 link on the train. Just send me to horny jail.
