If you haven’t been living under a rock, you probably noticed that everybody is suddenly getting sick again. Well this time we have a good explanation.

It’s the vax. Yes, it was actually a precisely timed poison. You will all be dead inside the next month or two.

Don’t bother trying to get revenge. We intend to wait it out in our castles. And we have all the guns.

Sincerely, your billionaire overlords.