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Friday the 13th part 65: Jason the Ultimate Cockblocker
Sure he kills a few sexed up teens, but have you ever noticed how often he kills people after they poop? It’s like at least 2 in every movie, and they never have time to wipe!
Jason is the dirty butt killer
I don’t think he intends to use the machete to block his cock
What a responsible young man I hope nothing bad happens after he shows up.
The best form of contraceptive is a man in a ski mask with a knife
But it’s Saturday the 14th so Jason is one day late.
Yeah, those kids aren’t even at the camp anymore, they all went out for a morning-after pill.
Not all heros wear capes.
He is MPAA personified.
