I paid for this game in 2021 because I wanted to play Fruit Ninja now and then and I didn’t want to deal with ads or all the weird stuff in the newer version. It is now unplayable without paying for the stupid new subscription service. They’ve basically just stolen the money I paid them now.
To fruit ninja or not to fruit ninja…
I hate the subscription model so much
Subscription service for an old single player game is bullshit. This is my current beef with nintendo, aside from trying to kill the emulation community. I just got a switch light. I found they even offer old NES games for free in a bundle. Oh but you have to sign up for their subscription service, two weeks free! I gotta pay six bucks a month and always be online to play ancient once practically abandonware single payer games from before the internet was even a thing.
Remember, you don’t own shit unless you have it in physical media.
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EDIT: IOS
I just followed this guide and got an older version working like a charm.
https://github.com/qnblackcat/How-to-Downgrade-apps-on-AppStore-with-iTunes-and-Charles-Proxy
Its from the apple servers so appears legally sound. The official half-brick site says this thing “is not possible”.
The only shame is you need windows for the itunes version but that isn’t a problem for most people i recon.
what the fuck
AccuWeather did the same thing. I got their adless app forever. But they stopped supporting it and forced to update to the new app full of ads and subscription required. Total BS
The old apk should still work tho right? I was always offline at school and was still playing it, so if you find an old apk archive it should work.
It would but OP is on iOS
This worked like a charm for me:
https://github.com/qnblackcat/How-to-Downgrade-apps-on-AppStore-with-iTunes-and-Charles-Proxy
Oh i see, i havent had a playstore on my phone for almost 10 years so i dont really remember what the UI looks like.
.ipa
They did this with age of zombies as well - I loved that game!
Moral of the story: do not trust anything that can update itself for no reason.
The unofficial TI-83 Plus version is free… although you need the expensive calculator
It blew me away that the game could be played on a calculator. It wasn’t exactly inconspicuous to play in class though. The sound of the keys clacking as you dragged your finger across them couldn’t possibly be mistaken for actual math work and made subtlety impossible.
The calculator can handle it because there is no 3D, the fruits are animated 1-bit bitmaps of around 24×16 resolution. (Unlike in the Mario game, sprites don’t even have transparency, they just draw on top of each other.) Fruits can be sliced through in any of the 8 directions but the graphics always just stop animating and split horizontally in half. I’m not complaining, it’s a genius demake. The concept, gameplay, fonts, contrast fadeout with the bomb… all perfect. The watermelon in the menu is a little tutorial, and they even spare a few bytes for “⠟⠇⠯⠇⠯⠂⠿⠅ ⠀ ⠹⠁⠯⠇ ⠀ ⠛⠇⠧⠇⠽⠅⠹⠁ ⠀ ⠻⠇⠞⠆⠟⠇⠿⠅”, a friendly message because CPU-native TI-83/84 Plus games don’t have a standard for that (I’ve seen them use MODE, ALPHA, CLEAR, 2nd+MODE (QUIT), F6, a menu item, or ones that only get exited automatically on game over!)
With some practice, you can get over 95% of fruits while playing stealthily (pressing 1 key at a time with a finger on each of the 3 center columns such as SIN-COS-TAN).
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I’m still mad that when Epic’s account got banned, my Infinity Blade trilogy purchase went with it….
