Next your going to tell me that all those years of fixing other people’s bullshit computers doesn’t count as 20 years of tech support at Microsoft! I was raised in those mines, I’ve put more work into Windows than Bill Gates at this point.
not enough linkedin
Engaged in an enriching 3/4 hour guided exploration of the prestigious Stanford University campus, which offered an in-depth look at the institution’s distinguished landmarks and vibrant academic environment. (Was not accepted)
that should do it
Networked with Stanford educated professionals during a guided exploration experience with a team of like minded candidates. Experienced the rich tradition and prestigious climate during an in depth look at the Ivy League institutions inner workings and operations. Successfully submitted application for attendance. (Was not accepted)
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“Thrilled to have recently capitalized on a high-value networking opportunity with Stanford-educated innovators during a dynamic, purpose-driven exploration experience! Collaborated with a talented cohort of future leaders, all driven by a shared vision of growth and impact. I had the privilege of delving deep into the prestigious culture and operational frameworks of Ivy League institutions, expanding my perspective on leadership and excellence. 🚀 I also took a bold step by navigating the ultra-competitive application process—submitted successfully, though unfortunately not accepted this time. 🙌 This journey has reinforced my commitment to lifelong learning, resilience, and continuous improvement. 💪 Onward and upward! #GrowthMindset #Leadership #Networking #Resilience #FutureLeaders #ContinuousImprovement”
Gotta rework it so there’s no negative words. “Learned valuable lessons about selective acceptance.”
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This guy links in.
Experience
#NASA
5 Minute guide from the Highway to the Entrance ( Was jailed for trespassing)
I went to MIT.
It was snowy that day.
I went to Harvard but got kicked out. They said that I wasn’t accepted, but I don’t believe in like rules, man.
you can be anything you want, bud, don’t let them tell you otherwise!
I wondered if the experience of being kicked from 1-2 universities is worth to mention. Its a skill after all.
