• myster0n@feddit.nl
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      23 days ago

      One pitchfork - do you have a blue one? - and a torch please. Preferably lavender scented.

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        23 days ago

        Sure, just agree to the pitchfork EULA. How would you prefer we contact you with special offers and information about pitchforks? To get lavender, you must upgrade to the scents package. We can offer a one time discount of 50% of your first years subscription if you sign up now!