• owenfromcanada@lemmy.world
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    24 days ago

    My preferred version:

    Two sausages are sitting in a frying pan. One looks over to the other and says, “Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?” The other sausage looks back and says, “AHHH! IT’S A TALKING SAUSAGE!”

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        24 days ago

        Given the lack of punctuation at the end of the sentence compared to proper punctuation on the other lines, I would expect that one of these is true:

        1. The end of the punchline was never printed.
        2. The end of the punchline appears elsewhere and cannot be seen because of how it is being held.
        3. The image has been edited for comedic effect (successfully, in my opinion).
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      24 days ago

      That’s funny for the irony, but OP’s is morbid or dark humor. Both are great.

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        24 days ago

        It looks like this is the same joke and the picture is just not showing the punchline.

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          24 days ago

          Credit for the edit quality then. I think it’s funny as shown, although I agree having a period there would have made it perfect.

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    24 days ago

    The version of this I’ve heard is “the other muffin says ‘Holy shit a talking muffin!’”

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    24 days ago

    Why does the muffin scream? Just look around. Why shouldn’t the muffin scream? Why aren’t you screaming?

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      24 days ago

      It’s an anti-joke. Instead of doing a typical setup-payoff, the setup is that it uses the format of a joke, but then subverts the expectation by then having the “characters” make the most basic observations/actions.

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        24 days ago

        I think it’s implied that the other muffin screams cause it’s surprised by a talking muffin.

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      24 days ago

      The full joke adds that the other muffin says “a talking muffin” after the scream,but I kinda like this version better because it’s an antijoke this way.

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    24 days ago

    when I tell the joke I scream as loud as I can.

    that’s hilarious