Why in god’s name would you choose to put it down a leg‽ That shit will give you the worst rug burn imagineable if you happen to take your pants off too fast or fall in a split or just sit down on your pants in a weird way where they pull against you if you try to shift in the wrong way.
Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I’ve never had chaffing as an issue.
Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don’t?
The only time that’s been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I’ll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing.
And if you don’t put your dick in your leg, where else would you?
Why in god’s name would you choose to put it down a leg‽ That shit will give you the worst rug burn imagineable if you happen to take your pants off too fast or fall in a split or just sit down on your pants in a weird way where they pull against you if you try to shift in the wrong way.
Wut. You put yours up so that it pokes out the top?
One of the perks of being a grower. Don’t have to worry about that.
Yeah that thing goes into fuckin STANBY MODE ME BOIIIIIII
Optimized for slapping it down on tables to assert dominance.
HR doesn’t let me attend meetings with clients anymore…
Let’s all be honest, slapping in on a table is funny as fuck
HR is too kind… to let you have a job.
Boxer briefs keep it nice and snug. Also the number of times I’ve twisted a fucking nut sleeping in boxers or naked… Ugh. Never again.
How does one twist a but while sleeping. What does that even mean
Nut. Testicle.
Where the fuck else should it go??
Why would you wear pants so tight that you need to choose?
What? They aren’t tight
Guess someone stole a part of your genitalia meant to protect a more sensitive part.
Who would’ve guessed that mutilating children’s genitals can be harmful? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chaffing doesn’t suddenly stop being chaffing because your sausage comes with a casing.
Foreskin is a fair bit more resilient than frenulum.
Well my non-circumsized penis hangs out in my left pant leg and even without underwear, I’ve never had chaffing as an issue.
Have you? Have you even an uncircumsized dick? Because, how would you know if you don’t?
The only time that’s been even slightly an issue is when putting on pants without underwear just after sex, putting on jeans without underwear and while the foreskin was behind the glans and not on it. Which is when I’ll just grab my junk, roll the hood back down to cover most of the glans and then no chaffing.
And if you don’t put your dick in your leg, where else would you?
But, have you ever caught it in the zip…?
Ooh, an interrobang
… is this why some guys badly need to spread their legs while sitting?