• RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works
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    2 months ago

    i thought the illuminati deep state(which as my local pastor said, includes furries) knew about the truths they keep from the average Joes(including the existance of other countries).

    if not obvious

    /j

    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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      2 months ago

      As a disabled gay satanist fur:

      hobbles into the church, silence falling upon even the furthest witness, as suddenly the entire place goes up in flames “You dare question my vast knowledge, mere mortals?!”

      Everyone: screaming in terror

      “My work here is done. Do not question me again.” 😎 hobbles out after dropping a map of only the continental US