buttfarts@lemy.lol to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 months agoit ain't the herps, I swearlemy.lolimagemessage-square21fedilinkarrow-up1608arrow-down19
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minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up38arrow-down1·3 months agoThis, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story. Fuck
minus-squaresteal_your_face@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoLarry David is that you?
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoIf my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoYou know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.
This, legitimately, is what would happen to me. This kind of shit comprises the vast majority of my life story.
Fuck
Don’t cook homemade caramel.
AKA confectioners napalm
Larry David is that you?
If my hairline keeps migrating, i may look like him soon
You know what got me to stop wearing contacts for good? Bacon grease popped directly into my eye.