Chris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 3 months agoMammalsbeehaw.orgimagemessage-square49fedilinkarrow-up1258arrow-down10
arrow-up1258arrow-down1imageMammalsbeehaw.orgChris Remington@beehaw.orgM to Jokes and Humor@beehaw.org · 3 months agomessage-square49fedilink
minus-squaremegopie@beehaw.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·3 months agoThey don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing. Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
They don’t secrete a filtered blood derived substance through modified sweat glands, thus not milk producing, nearly milk substitute producing.
Wild thought, vampires that drink milk instead of blood.
you mean like human babies?
Fuck. I’m a milk vampire.
Mampire?
Mamapire.