with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My manwich!
What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
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Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
I’m 40% Futurama references
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Don’t you worry about Planet Express. Let me worry about blank.
Good news, everyone!
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Wait, I’m having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave’s not here, man
