with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Glagnar’s human rinds. It’s a buncha muncha cruncha humans!
Thompson’s Teeth. The only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth!
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What do I look like, guy who’s not lazy?
This is the worst kind of discrimination - the kind against me
But existing is basically all I do!
Let me worry about blank
Our boys have taken up stealing - one of the worst and coolest of crimes
Our policy is - if you’re unsatisfied for any reason, I hate you
Your music is bad and you should feel bad
Tell them I hate them
Hello, lawsuit
That’s it - you just made my list
I apologize for nothing
I propose we make Zoidberg do it
This is not a pet license. It’s a fishing license - and it’s mandatory!
So god damn many quotes, all of the highest quality.
Tell them I hate them
Yep I find myself using that at work a lot 😜
My manwich!
“My kajigger!”
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore”
“Shut up, baby, I know it”
“Good news, everyone!”
“My manwich!”
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
…come to think of it, I quote Zap an awful lot.
I suffer from a very sexy learning disorder
I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl’s bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in.
Interesting… oh no wait, the other thing: tedious
Not a quote, but I frequently just crack up remembering that Bender’s full name is Bender Bending Rodríguez.
Wait, I’m having one of those things: a headache with pictures.
An idea?
Also:
Dave’s not here, man
“This concept of ‘wuv’ confuses and infuriates us!”
“Uh, see, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.”
“Crap-spackle!”
I have infrequently quoted lines from Futurama in the past and not a single one of those quotes has ever been rewarded with a delicious raisin. I feel as if I have been bilked out of my raisin.
“No I’m… doesn’t!”
Edit: also “I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.”
