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KiG V2@lemmygrad.ml to shitposting@lemmygrad.ml · 2 years ago

Good morning, you're old 👴

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Good morning, you're old 👴

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KiG V2@lemmygrad.ml to shitposting@lemmygrad.ml · 2 years ago
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  • QueerCommie@lemmygrad.ml
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    Joke’s on you, I was born after 2006, so it also seems long ago.

    • ProxyTheAwesome [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      i always forget there are little babies on the internet

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        The average age of an internet user is 15 years old per the 2020 census.

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          Average? There’s no way! People of all ages are mostly on the internet to some extent.

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            Yes, there are people of all ages on the internet, but the demographic is demonstrably weighted towards the younger generations of 11-24

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      Same here.

    • 🏳️‍⚧️ Elara ☭@lemmygrad.ml
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      I was born in 2005 but I have no memory of 2006 so same for me lol

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      People born in 2003 are having children already, they’ve entered the workforce, and most are graduating from college. People born in 2000 are already completing masters degrees, make up a majority of the young workforce, and have an average of two children.

      Your time is coming. Mortality is fleeting :3

    • KiG V2@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      rubber stamp NOT YET OLD. RECALL.

  • Anatolianin@lemmygrad.ml
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    We’re all going to be old geezers. Hope people will still be shitposting even then.

  • Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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    Fuck you I’m 20!

    • KiG V2@lemmygrad.mlOP
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      Your bones, creaking…joints, stiffening…brain, calcifying…you wheeze when you speak, my friend…are those little crows feet i see?

      • Łumało [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
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        Shut up! I am young! I am young!

        You’re old not me! You are the one who’s 30! Or 40!

        Grandpa!

    • AOCapitulator [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      You’re 2.432902e+18 years old?

      • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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        They are, but OP is allegedly at least 265252859812191058636308480000000

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  • Valbrandur@lemmygrad.ml
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    This does not feel so terrible until you remember that 2006 was the year in which the Star Wars Kid and Afro Ninja videos were uploaded to YouTube.

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      It however feels kinda nice to have known a time before the internet and mobile phones.

    • PaulSmackage [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      Star wars kid was 2003 and god do i feel old

  • MinekPo1 [it/she]@lemmygrad.ml
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    No, 2040 is 17 years away while 2006 is 18446744073709551599 years away.

    Edit: was off by 4 years due to a small mistake in mental math.

    • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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      Are you with the Russians or a fellow CPC bot? No human could mentally do (uint64_t)(2006 - 2023) and get the right answer.

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        that’s the neet part: I didn’t get the right answer at first (it was because I made a mistake in 2023-2006 but shhh)

        • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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          Yes, you had already edited your comment, because I did check your answer, but you said “mental math” in the edit (^_-)

  • Facky [he/him,comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    Why would you say that? That’s so mean!

  • Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml
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    Fuck dig, jeg er 16!

  • ElHexo [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    It’s closer to 2045 than American 9/11

    It’s closer to 2073 than Chilean 9/11

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    I’m not planning on ever dying. What’s gonna stop you? Are you a nerd that’s gonna let bourgeois laws of mechanics and thermodynamics and entropy stop you?! I think not!

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    Yeah, I know. I was born 1989.

    • 🏳️‍⚧️ 新星 [she/they]@lemmygrad.ml
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      1990 is as far away as 2056

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        NOOOOOOOOOOO!

        • KiG V2@lemmygrad.mlOP
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          rubber stamp OLD.

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    Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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    We are closer to the arrival of Haley’s Comet in 2061, then we are to the last time it was here in 1986.

    The last time the comet was here, the Soviet Union was a country, Regan was president, and the Nintendo NES was just released.

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    If you play your kids some music from 2000, It’s like your mom playing you her 80s tracks

    That’s terrifying

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