My significant other ate cucumbers and onion with some ranch. I called it a cucumber onion salad. She says there aren’t enough ingredients to call it a salad, because “it takes multiple ingredients”. I pointed out she had three and asked what the minimum is. She refuses to answer so I ask Lemmy.

  • TurtlePower@lemm.ee
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    1 year ago

    Ha! You beat me to it. My dad loved that joke.

    “Do you have honeymoon salad?”

    “What’s honeymoon salad?”

    “Lettuce alone, without dressing.”