Just wait until you’ve heard about the war crime that is Ohio Valley-style pizza

  • SirSamuel@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    Steubenville

    I mean, that says it all right there. That’s not a pizza style, that’s a war crime

    Okay, anyone that got this far and isn’t from the area, Steubenville is Pittsburgh lite. They speak Yinzer, call the above abomination “cuisine”, and generally suffer from generational lead poisoning. Also, the “Ohio Valley” isn’t some canyon in Ohio (although I’d encourage you to visit the Hocking Hills sometime, it’s quite beautiful, with several breathtaking ravines). No, the Ohio Valley refers to both the basin of the Ohio River particularly and more broadly the geographic region that feeds the Ohio River. That means the “Ohio Valley” stretches as far as Tennessee lol