late_night@sopuli.xyzM to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 months agoI wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately)message-squaremessage-square13fedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down11
arrow-up128arrow-down1message-squareI wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately)late_night@sopuli.xyzM to The Monkey's Paw@sopuli.xyzEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square13fedilink
minus-squareBradleyUffner@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·7 months agoWish fulfilled. The creature only eats children under 5 years old, and requires daily feedings.
Wish fulfilled. The creature only eats children under 5 years old, and requires daily feedings.