Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?

Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.

Contractor: say no more.

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    Contractor: that’ll be $5k.

    Customer: yeah you took to long so I’m only gonna pay $3k. When will you be done?

    Contractor: tomorrow. You won’t believe the results.