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minus-squareAremel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoThe “tears” are actually tree sap. Tears is an old timey way of referring to tree sap. When you cut a tree for its sap, the tree “cries”.
minus-squareDeltaWingDragon@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoBut sap is actually tree blood. If you cut a tree, does it not bleed? This means that Canadians are tree vampires because of maple syrup.
minus-squareAremel@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·8 months agoTears of blood eh? Trees are pretty metal.
The “tears” are actually tree sap. Tears is an old timey way of referring to tree sap. When you cut a tree for its sap, the tree “cries”.
But sap is actually tree blood. If you cut a tree, does it not bleed?
This means that Canadians are tree vampires because of maple syrup.
Tears of blood eh? Trees are pretty metal.