• teft@startrek.website
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    1 year ago

    Imagine you’re shopping and you pull out a towel from the rack and there is just a whole stoner back behind there chilling. /shudders

    • Rose Thorne(She/Her)@lemm.ee
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      1 year ago

      Hey, I found a stoner tucked away in the men’s jeans in Wal-Mart, 50% off.

      Decided to take him home, and it’s been a great decision! He takes care of the couch, he’s always down to play some Smash, he’ll even let me win.

      All it cost me was watching one Pauly Shore movie a week. Tomorrow’s Encino Man!