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Imagine you’re shopping and you pull out a towel from the rack and there is just a whole stoner back behind there chilling. /shudders
Hey, I found a stoner tucked away in the men’s jeans in Wal-Mart, 50% off.
Decided to take him home, and it’s been a great decision! He takes care of the couch, he’s always down to play some Smash, he’ll even let me win.
All it cost me was watching one Pauly Shore movie a week. Tomorrow’s Encino Man!
“for as little as one Polly shore movie a week, you too can adopt a poor lost stoner” 😂
I think I’d be more concerned if it was only part of a stoner.
3000 is just counting the people they found.
They probably fucked up the place in process
How can 3,000 people possibly be hiding in there?
odds are you’re going to see someone.
And how do you distinguish hide and seek participants with casual unwitting shoppers?
It was SCP-3008 Finally, they are free
Presumably casual shoppers aren’t actively hiding themselves.
Wait we aren’t? Guess I’m more of an amateur IKEA shopper then.
Unwitting shoppers are going to be doing some seeking, whether they mean to or not.
Open a closet, look under a bed - there’s gonna be someone there.
All you need now is to lock the doors, turn off the lights, and tell everyone that the story is closing.
Get those white stretchy suits and pretend it’s scp 3008
My exact thought
3000 people sounds a bit excessive.
Why? Why would there be an upper limit?
To how many people can reasonably fit inside Ikea without being disruptive?
I’m more confused if 3000 people could realistically even hide in an IKEA
I’ve noticed a lot of media outlets like to add a zero here and there when reporting.
A mix of 300 people could fill the IKEA parking lot. 3000 is an entire cruise ship.You piqued my interest so I went to look it up. Average Ikea is 300k sf. So obviously omitting the fact that there are areas of the store that are off limits (although are you following those rules when you’re playing hide and seek?), as well as there being furniture everywhere, that’s 100 square feet per person, which I think is doable. Especially considering, if I’m playing hide and seek at IKEA, I’m hiding in the furniture.
Why aren’t there paid services for hide and seek? Like a bunch if furniture, walls, shelves and what not and put it in a big warehouse. Have people pay to participate and play whatever games they want in there. You can have massive organized events and everything. Imagine massive game of manhunt in there with electronic devices to show who’s it.
That actually sounds dope, especially if you have theme games where a professional seeker plays being a serial killer in a slasher flick or stuff like that
I read that the wrong way around.
Basically just another idea that fits into existing game zones places.
I’ve played hide and seek every single time I have been in an IKEA. We never got more than 20 people together though.
Just have fun on the Internet by shitposting where nobody who knows you in real life would actually look.
September 2019
Ah, the before-times
“Cops”
MTFs understand that it’s part of the job. But they still hate being called cops.
COP = Criminals On Patrol
Riot and fire hazard.
Sounds annoying af for ikea employees. Fun at others expense is not fun.
If I was employed at that IKEA I would be participating
Good to know?
Seems like the police did the seeking, lol
Now the question is were there any people in labcoats among the cops
