Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.
I’m glad orcas have finally had enough of our shit.
I’m firmly Team Orca.
I’m just worried that people will start shooting them. Otherwise I agree.
Orcas mourn, that would be downright fucking insane. Elephants mourn and will literally track you for months to trample your ass for killing one of them.
Theories are that this is how it started.
2nd amendment rights for orcas. Strap some 50cal machine guns, waterproofed, to their heads Dr Evil style.
I’m more worried orcas will start shooting us.
I couldn’t blame any ocean dwelling creature that took justice into their own hands (or fins) at this point.
The orcas thought the humans wanted to start a mosh pit.
They were just head banging.
Probably should have used new-country.
boat not designed to moshpit with whales…
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In retrospect, they may not have appreciated the thematics of Blood and Thunder.
Making the Orcas feel like Doom guy when the music kicks in will surely stop them.
Mandatory Orca Mosh Pit is my new punk band name
Is one of reasons that orcas love to mosh?
Yeah, let’s start an orca mosh pit. That’ll fix 'em!
Get this Winger shit outta here.
They aren’t “pummeling boats”, they’re headbanging ffs
And they’re dragging the boat into a mosh pit
I knew exactly what I was getting into here and you didn’t disappoint. Damn I miss their show.
If you haven’t seen it, “If The Emperor had a Text to Speech” very much reminded me of the irreverent tone of Metalopalypse
Pretty good playlist (Spotify link) to be fair.
A half stick of dynamite or a few M80s would drive them off. However customs could be difficult with explosives on board.
Personally I think a about 110volts at 2200ohms should do the trick, just put a few electrodes in the water near your rudder and turn up the juice. Should be pretty easy to conceal from customs. Blackfish will learn quick to avoid the zappy boat…
“Bro I’d totally beat the shit out of an orca.”
Are you saying a half stick of dynamite or 2000 volts of electricity next to an Orca’s head won’t run them off or stop them?
I’m saying you seem wildly insecure.
No I’m pretty secure that a half stick of dynamite and/or 2000 volts of electricity will keep a blackfish away from a boat.
This is why the orcas are attacking us. And we clearly deserve it.
Perhaps but if they endanger the safety of a vessel with people aboard then it’s time to light off some explosives or fill the water with electricity.
