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The name of the longest cock is Megalovania Longpenis.
Damn.
It’s the antagonist from the first Men in Black.It was like he was wearin’ a …Edgar suit
HANS! ZE FLAMMENWERFER! GET IT NAOW!
I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Longipennis
I’ll do you one better, with Biggus Dickus
Hehehehe.
Cockiest roach
Mr. i think i need a fucking flamethrower!
I’m sorry, longi what?
Cock
Roach