Methamphetabeans
You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!
You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!
You jest in the middle of a beanpocalypse?!
Image Transcription:
[A person is shown holding a regular tip syringe attached to a blue 22G IV cannula against their forearm at a steep angle. The syringe plunger is drawn fully back, and the barrel of the syringe is filled with a mixture that appears to be baked beans. The cannula is not attached to a catheter or needle. The person has their finger against the tip of the plunger, as if preparing to press down]
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In Heinz sight, injecting beans was a dangerous idea ;)
I fucking hate you take the upvote
Inhale the beans,
Exhale the beans,
Inject the beans into my bloodstream,
There are good beans,
And there are bad beans
Why has god abandoned us?
Too much blood in my beanstream
You just made my night with that
- Socrates, 398 BC
-Michael Scott
For whatever reason, the beans memes are when I was able to say “Lemmy is home now🥰”
who in here getting baked
How many millibeans is in that?
Are you injecting or drawing?
Yes
Injecting. They have one finger on the plunger, not two, so they can’t be drawing (also a risky backwards way to draw)
Woah! Careful, that amount of beans could easily lead to an overdose!
If you or your loved one have ever injected beans into your bloodstream and died of bean overdose you may be entitled to financial compensation
Careful bro, you’re dangerously close to an overdose
Whoa, whoa, we can’t have effortposting like this, you’ll screw the grading curve for the rest of us
Eh, it’s going through life phases. Let it happen.
