They can where I live.

They don’t.

Because men. And very aggressive lesbians too, I’m guessing, but mainly men.

What the actual fuck, America?

Just wait until op finds out that with some conductive epoxy and a vacuum chamber you can do all sorts of fucked up things to electronics.

The evil maid attack is coming from IN the house.

shudders

Gary Busey and the atomic bomb are tied for the most destructive forces humankind has ever unleashed on the world.

Excuse me, officer? What exactly are you accusing me of? Doing cocaine? Sweet, aromatic, Bolivian cocaine?

Arch killed my parents btw.

Not only that, he cannot be killed.

God has tried, and failed, more than once.

Are you sure it isn’t an old pirate ship from the 1800s?

Does anybody have any tips for when you’re shaking a hot dog really hard up and down to make sure it’s just the right temperature befor you eat it but your carpal tunnel flares up?

Asking for a friend.

Ah okay. Mixed that up. Thanks for the correction!

Hbo is Warner brothers. Which is owned by… the Comcast corporation ultimately? Iirc. Though I’m not 100% on that. And do not feel like looking it up.

If Canada owns Canada then who is phone?

When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?

Nuclear plants are a good thing overall.

Pal bad tho.

Hey baby, wanna bone?

I don’t know what the fuck the Nobel Prize people are doing but it’s not what they should be doing. GET THIS PERSON A NOBEL PRIZE IMMEDIATELY.

Krunklom announces he’s going to keep using Linux and to kiss his fucking asshole, gently, and delicately, after Krunklom has taken a shit, Microsoft.

With the caveat that I haven’t read how google is implementing this I can provide some high level context on how hashes work from a security perspective.

Anyone else feel free to correct anything I get wrong here.

So, once upon a time someone came up with something called md5 for encrypting things. This didn’t end up being a very effective way of encrypting files, but people did find that encrypting files this way was a great way to predictably create a value that would be unique to that specific file.

So if you take an md5 hash of a .txt files with “goat testicles” in it, called goats.txt, and someone sends you a file called goats.txt, you should be able to take an md5 hash of the file before opening it, and if they match up they’re the same file. If someone adds a “z” to the end of goats.txt the md5 hash will change so you’ll know it’s not the same file.