Answer:
Because they have big fingers

This.
It’s old advice that used to work, and it worked very well.

Step 1:
Hold hands under dryer

Step 2:
Wipe hands on shirt

Unfortunately this is one of those topics that never gets a rational discussion on social media, just a bunch of gut reactions. You’ll need to find your answer elsewhere.

Even to suggest a little contemplation here will get downvoted. Don’t bother. Might as well post “what is capitalism.”

Is that Miss Geist from Clueless?

Ya it was called shazzeasement or something

Thoughts and prayers