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Lmao
“Can you please sing more quietly, the street is there for everyone”
Roarrrs off with spinning tires.
I am legal representation for RIAA. You are whistling copyrighted work without permission in a public space. We are demanding 34M USD in damages.
Get off the road, asshole. - - based on real events. I’ve even had it said to me by someone going the opposite direction.
I literally once had someone yell at me for riding on the road, then someone else yell at me for riding on the sidewalk - in the same day. More like within a few hours.
I once had this happen to me. When I reached their window, they threw a half-full beer at me. I was 14. I came home smelling like beer. My parents knew I wasn’t cool enough to be drinking beer at 14, so I didn’t get in trouble at all.
Good story, but too much for a single panel of a comic IMO.
“Just saying hi!” [drives off]
He says ‘pebnis’
Chicken butt! As the driver speeds off.
Hit and run
Or maybe the cyclist is on the wrong side of the road.
It can be whatever you want it to be!
Yeah, but what is it really?
england
Drivers pulls up and they both romantically build a doctor who Lego set
As we only ever got three, they should have enough time to build all of them.
Biker runs into a bale of hay. Driver corrects himself.
This should be the winner
Driver: You’re sexy and you know it!
We’re going to the bar after work. Are you joining?
“Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?”