The source of the studied specimen is the To The Stars Academy, an independent research organization headed by Blink-182 frontman and UFO fanatic, Tom DeLonge.
I did not expect to read this sentence lol
Oh you should. He’s been on this nut train for years.
Hey mom, there’s something in the backroom
Hope it’s not the creature from above
You used to read me stories
As if my dreams were boring
We all know conspiracies are dumb
What if people knew that these were real
I’d leave my closet door open all night
I know the CIA would say
“What you hear is all hearsay”
I wish someone would tell me what was right
…with a small watermark “made in china”
I know I’m shocked that aliens are not crashing their highly advanced interstellar craft all the time once they get to Earth.