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The world is in such an amount of crap that I actually thought it was a real headline for a second
I did too lol. Shook my head and everything.
Onion is back on the menu, boys!
I’m so used to nottheonion being on here, that I had a big wtf until I saw the source.
Here I go again subscribing to both c/theonion and c/nottheonion.
Just about ate this one, too. 🙃 Because of course he did
So brave, and such a miracle recovery from a totally complete death zero doctors were able to confirm!
He’s not playing dead he just found out he was in the general vicinity of some fentanyl.
Might as well hire a possum, cheaper and better at the job