I’d like to ask why the fuck I have to stop breathing to swallow liquid/food and risk fucking dying if this goes slightly wrong
I can’t tell you how often this ends old people’s lives. They start to aspirate food, get hospitalized for nasty pneumonia because of it, we try to feed them pureed food (essentially baby food all over again) and thicken their drinks, they struggle to stay hydrated and nourished because of it, they aspirate and end up in the hospital again. Rinse, repeat.
This is shockingly common. Evolution is a dick.
Dogs don’t have this issue. I don’t think pneumonia is a serious problem.
Oh, so it’s yet another one of those problems caused by that whole “let’s take this four legged mammal body plan and make it stand upright” thing. Thanks, evolution!
Why do my eyes take everything in upside-down and my brain has to flip it over? What’s up with that one, God?
That’s just physics though, your eyes are just pinhole cameras basically
Why does an omnipotent god need to rely on physics for creations made in his image?
Hmmmmmm, that’s a question for someone religious
Or the god the OP has a question for. But they stay oddly silent on the matter.
We are a work in progress. Our ancestors had a single hole for all inputs and outputs. We slowly evolved to separate the output.
Evolution do be weird sometimes.
Why’s my g-spot up my ass?
God wants you to get pegged. Who are you to argue with God?
So God has a peg fetish?
we were created in gods image 🙏god loves a good railing like the rest of us
God has every fetish, he made them after all
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“because if it didn’t feel good to poop you dumb monkeys would have died full of shit” is probably God’s/nature’s answer.
Exactly. This is like asking why drugs feel good. Anal is just hijacking our body senses for unplanned fun purposes.
Women don’t have a prostate tho and don’t die full of shit [CITATION NEEDED]
They have the skene gland which is basically a prostate. (Yes that’s the G-spot in women)
Yes, but does it make them feel good when they poop? Genuine question, I have no clue.
Not really, same way as us prostate owners we don’t really feel it when we poop, pooping just feels nice.
Fair. I do feel it on big ones though, but that might just be because I’ve sensitized it
Weren’t we made in his image?
Does this mean god has a scat fetish?
The finger painting is a nice touch. Brown paint would’ve been funnier though.
It started that way but a true artist suffers through adversity
For gay people of course, although ethero can enjoy it too as a bonus. Ok next question
Ethero 💀 Dude be speaking with souls
Yes exactly, fear my psychic powers!
That’s a weird sign. If it’s made by a church or other religous group, you’d think they wouldn’t phrase it like that, as it implies god doesn’t exist, but of course an atheist wouldn’t be making signs talking about god either.
So, is this “Business Alpha Nottingham” some weird agnostic church or what? The website doesn’t work fyi.
https://www.methodistevangelicals.org.uk/Articles/523293/The_Business_of.aspx
“One of the most exciting points for me has been was when a 40 year old man gave his life to Jesus on the Alpha Awayday and was then healed of a 25 year condition plus an injured ankle.”
Was he healed and then given an injured ankle?
Yeah. Wonder if it was fresh or not, though.
Why does god hate amputees?
If they are sure they aren’t in a simulation.
We live in stimulation
We live in a society.
Wake up Neo
I like the Sheriff of Nottingham. Definately better than any video game.
